Frankenpimp's Revenge: The Romeo and Juliet Massacre

Tony 'Tex' Watt

The Dockworker

Andre Guantanamo

Spermula (as Khloe MacLeod)

Nurse Sympathy Humppe

Romeo Montague / Dracula / Bindir Dundat / Rico / The Senator / Pepe González

Chico the Dockside John

Vampire Killler

The Devil

Lexus / Barbi / Porsche / Flo Birthcontrol